Friday, January 17, 2014
week 18
i have never owned a infomercial product but i have always wanted to own would be slapchop or a new wave. ive always wanted a slapchop cause i have choping up onions and all that good stuff and a slapchop would make it so much easier. i also want a new wave because i own a george foreman grill but i dont know if the new wave is better or not because the foreman is pretty amazing at cooking food. other than that i dont want anything off of comercials because half of the products are complete rip offs.
Friday, January 10, 2014
week 17
my prediction on how the end of the world is going to happen is america like usually is going to get in a huge war with korea, probally October 25th 2125, and have a huge nuclear war and the world will be destroyed by nuclear warfare but there will be survivors afterwards and maybe some zombies tossed in there to because of huge exposure to radiation. so now that the whole world is exposed to radiation people will be living underground and stuff and scavenging and fighting zombies and all that good stuff tilll the radiation goes away and then they build up the world again but only the united states because we dont need another war
Friday, December 6, 2013
week 15
i personally and my family dont hang christmas lights because we see no point in it. the only thing we ever do every other year is fill up a inflatible snowman and thats about it. the biggest light show i have ever seen is the festival of lights but i have not been there in like forever since i was like 8 or something but they go all out with the lights and floats and stuff. i kinda wanted to go this year again but i did not feel like going because its boring and stupid to me now
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
week14
i would recieve my top secret mission from the best agency in the world called black tree. they do top secret government assasinations. my mission would be to infiltrate osamas house and take him out. i would be willling to do this because he is a really bad person and needs ta go. i would wingsuit onto the top of his compound have my back up sniper john spidler take out all personel outside the compound stealthy with probably a beretta .50 cal suppresed. id then slip in knife all the muckaluckas making rounds walk up to his door but a breech charge on the door and go in guns hot. boom...osamas dead. my fall guys are the seal team 6. it was all me
Thursday, November 21, 2013
week 13
i have two major holiday traditions around thanksgiving and christmas.For thanksgiving my grandpa always comes over then we eat then play bags for a long time(game never gets old) then we go inside and watch the football game thats on and eat a little bit more food. For christmas its a lot different because me and my mom always get up see when there playing rudolph the red nosed reindeeer and the island of misfit toys. then we make christmas food and stuff then my parents give me some money then i tell them im leaving to go spend it and yea thats about it. it used to be different when i was younger but now they dont care and just give me money
Friday, November 15, 2013
week12
if i were to create my own sport it would probably be a mix between football and ufc. its going to be just like football but instead you can kick punch and submit people. its going to be like x50 more violent and x50 more flippin awsome. u wouldnt be able to just punch the crap out of people though youd have to be playing on the offensive and defensive like normal football. of course there would have to me medical staff on standby like throughout the whole entire game incase someone gets cut bad with a superman punch straight off the snap
Thursday, November 7, 2013
week 10
Chucky vs. john spidle would be pretty awsome because john would get destroyed by a un buff 1 foot tall doll and would destroy his confidence of thinking hes big and he would be depressed. john would be smack talkin chucky and then chucky would straight karate kick him in the noggin and it would be game over for swole patrol john. hed be lien there faking being unconsious and while chucky moves in for the kill john would say hey dude lets settle this over a lifting competion and whoever losses dies? they both agree and go to fitness to hit some iron and the rest is history
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